X-Political? No Fanks mate...

Unfuckingbelievable. Not satisfied with drawing in 19 million viewers for the last episode (though sadly, not last ever) of X-Factor, Simon Cowell has now decided to apply his disgusting concept on politics. He plans to tour the country, asking the country to debate issues that he thinks are 'for real'...

"If you actually asked most people in the country why are we there, I couldn't even tell you ... I knew why we were in the Falklands, I don't know why we're over there. So when I see all these people coming back dead, I think we have a right to have a say in something like that. Or knife crime, I don't think that the justice system is working properly at the moment."

Nothing wrong really with that, as long as he doesn't bring along Louis fucking Walsh, bloody Cheryl Cole and Danni bleeding Minogue...

Cowell: "It would be a good way for me to get involved in politics … it would be controversial, the public would eventually make the decision."

It does make you cringe though, doesn't it...

Brown has the X-Factor...

In the latest GQ issue, Gordon Brown is spilling the beans to Piers Morgan. There we have it. We knew that Mandy was keen on Strictly Come Dancing, but it's now official that Brown is more of an X-Factor devotee. He told Morgan that "Cowell accused me of wavering in my support for The X Factor, but I haven't. I'm an X Factor fan, and Peter Mandelson looks after Strictly Come Dancing." I wouldn't wanna be at the next cabinet meeting when the two square up, Brown singing and Mandelson dancing...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad votes on X-Factor

All is well in Iran. Previous news on this blog about the failed health of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are clearly false.

Here he is in his prime, together with his closest advisers, priests, mass-murderers and mates in what appears what to be the very last episode of last years X-Factor. How do I know? Well, the subtitles above Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says "Allah is Great but Alexandra Burke is Better. Go Gurl!"